A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!