Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
A Brief History Lesson…
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...