I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...