A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...