Great lines from job evaluations!
1. I would not allow this employee to breed.2. This associate is really not...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...