The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...