Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...