The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?
Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...