50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...