The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Yo’ Mama Jokes
Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
Witch Story
He was a junior bank executive and he had swindled one hundred thousand dollars...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...