Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...