Get married
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
The Big Horse Race
The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...