Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
What costume?
A black couple we’re invited to a Halloween party and were trying to decide...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Playgirl Rejection Letter
Playgirl Rejection LetterNovember 30, 1995PLAYGIRL, INC.Dear Mrs. Smith, We wish to thank you for...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...