All numbers are equal
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Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Never say it at work
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Dating Terms
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My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...