The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...