Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!