Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Love, Lust, or Marriage?
How do you know if you’re in love, in lust, or really married?LOVE –...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...