In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Tasty Lawyer?
The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...