Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...