Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...