The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall
1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming,...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...