Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.