Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Thoughts
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...