A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Practicing My Art
In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of...