The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Using the Elevator
An old hillbilly and his wife had never been more than 7 miles from...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...