Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...