A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...