At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...