What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Fun At the Drive-Thru Window!
Attempt to take the order-takers order.(“Hi, may I take your order?”) before they get...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...