What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
New Chemical Element Discovered
New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators...