Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.