Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...