Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Poker
One night a boy wakes up and goes into his parents room and they’re...