Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...