Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
Gov\\\\\\\’t
Don’t steal… The government doesn’t like competition!
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...