Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...