When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.