Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.