The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...