Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Dissapointing
Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
A dangerous job
This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He...