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There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
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She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Be afraid if you annoy this husband
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Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Wide Load
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Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Naughty, Naughty
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