Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...