Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...