Mistakes
Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...