What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Keep that a secret
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Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
May I speak to the conductor
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