Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
When you are young
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Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
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What’s up Pussycat!
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They Eloped
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Two plus two is five
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Helen Keller’s Baby
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Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
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