Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
King of the Jungle…
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...