If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game…
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...