pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.