CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!