Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
10 commandments
The Ten Commandments display was recently removed from the Alabama Supreme Court building. There...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Detective report
A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...